KIM KARDASHIAN TRIES TO KEEP IT CLASSY IN MIAMI

Kim Kardashian was spotted making her way out of a hotspot in Miami on Saturday night (December 11) with a group of friends.

The 30-year-old tabloid star kept her private parts private as she got into the car carefully knowing the camera was on her at all time.

Meanwhile, Kim took her new romance public when she stepped out with New Jersey Nets basketball player Kris Humphries Friday in New York City.

After checking out Justin Beiber, Selena Gomez and Katy Perry at Z100’s Jingle Ball concert, the pair headed to NYC’s Provocateur lounge, where were spotted partying until nearly 2 am.

The new lovebirds were eventually snapped while entering Kim’s hotel in the wee hours of Saturday morning.

For her part, Kim says she has no preference when it comes to dating an athlete over a model.

“I’d rather date someone with a good heart,” she claims.

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KIM KARDASHIAN AND JUSTIN BIEBER DO DATE NIGHT IN THE BIG APPLE

The king and queen of Twitter have joined forces once again.

Making for quite the twitpic, Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber were all hugs and kisses as they attended Z100’s Jingle Ball 2010 at Madison Square Garden in New York City today (December 10).

While Justin kept it cool and casual, Kim showed off her Restylene filled cheekbones as she nearly squeezed the teenage popstar to death.

From the event, Kim tweeted: “Jingle Ball is craaaazy!!!!! It’s my first time to Madison Square Garden!” Justin added: “LEGGO!! We are in NYC for the @Z100NewYork Jingleball. Gonna be tight. Back in the Garden!”

Meanwhile, it appears Kim’s latest fling with Nets power forward Kris Humphries is heating up.

A source has been quoted as saying: “Kris and Kim have been dating for a while. They get along so well. They have been taking it slow but they have so much fun together.”

KIM KARDASHIAN HAWKS WATCHES

We question whether she can actually tell time, but it appears Kim Kardashian has a new line of watches.

The enterprising sex tape star launched her Bissmor Watch Collection at The Grove in Los Angeles on Tuesday night (December 7).

Kim spent what seemed like an eternity primping and posing for cameras as she continued to capitalize on her young and doltish fans.

CLICK HERE to check out Kim’s new line of garish timepieces.

Meanwhile, say what you will about Kim (and we hope you will), but according to The Daily Beast, she’s the highest paid reality TV star, having earned $6 million this year.

That’s right, the world has hit rock bottom.

KIM, KHLOE AND KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN TALK SHINY VAGINAS

Kim, Khole and Kourtney Kardashian all joined forces in Century City, CA on Thursday (December 2) in the name of selling books.

Clad in layers and layers of makeup, the enterprising reality TV stars were in good spirits as they atended the Kardashian Konfidential book signing event at Borders.

Later on in the evening, the trio made an appearance on Conan where Kim dished out some advice.

“Do you guys realize that most of our fans are under the age of 18 and that you guys are bad influences?” she reminded her sisters during their segment.

A proud Khloe chimed in with: “”Kim is horrified by us.”

“Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing,” Kim said, gesturing down there, “is not appropriate advice.”

“Honestly, women need to know how to take care of their stuff,” Khloe coyly insisted .

But a cautious Kim told the audience, “It’s a joke and they’ve never done it!”

“People asked us, ‘What does mayonnaise on your vagina do?” Kourtney explained. “And we said it makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler Building. And people were like, ‘Why would you want a shiny vagina anyways?”

KIM KARDASHIAN’S FEET ARE TRASHED AFTER WHIRLWIND TOUR

Recently returned TV reality mega star Kim Kardashian was back in Beverly Hills today (December 1) styling with a black Hermes handbag.

The 30-year-old tabloid star could be seen relaxing while getting her nails done and then heading to eat at The Beverly Hotel. However, from the look of her nasty feet, it seemed it was a very stressful tour of New York with her sisters as they promoted their new book Kardashian Konfidential to large crowds of fans.

Meanwhile, the branding machine wages on as Kim collaborates with luxury timepiece company The Brissmor Company to design exclusive, signature timepieces.

The collection of watches are designed after Kim’s “fashionable, upscale and posh” image, capturing her “luxurious image and putting it in beautifully designed timepieces.”

The watches range in price from $279 to $385. Her collection can be seen HERE.

KIM KARDASHIAN REALLY WEARS SKETCHERS SHAPE-UPS TO THE GYM

Kim Kardashian was seen making her way out of a gym in Sherman Oaks, CA today (December 1) wearing her Skechers Shape-Ups which she promoted a while back with her sisters and mom.

The 30-year-old tabloid star has been the center of attention the past couple days as she is now dating Gabriel Aubry, ex-boyfriend of Hally Berry and father to her daughter Nahla.

Kim has also made headlines for taking part in the World AIDS campaign where celebrities are dead in coffins to create awareness for the cause, they also will give up their digital contacts such as Twitter and Facebook until there is a good amount of money raised.

Meanwhile, Kim says she was so ashamed of her boobs when she was growing up she used to pray to God to stop them getting bigger.

“Kourtney used to torture me and think I was odd because I had big boobs,” she says. “I would sit in the bathtub, take a washcloth, put it under really hot water and put it against my boob and pray to God, please don’t make my boobs grew any bigger. And Kourtney would be like, ‘Your boobs are so big and ugly!’ She was so mean and then I would have to wear a bra and she would say, ‘Who wears a bra? That’s so disgusting.’ It was so embarrassing.”

The socialite also said she was off men and had no plans to jump into a relationship in the foreseeable future despite reports she’s dating Gabriel.

“I’ve always jumped from relationship to relationship and they’ve lasted years. I’m trying to make a pact,” she says. “I’m trying to be single the whole year of me being 30.”

KIM KARDASHIAN IS BIG

Kim Kardashian kept things unflattering as she stepped out with her sisters in New York City today (November 30).

Sporting a skirt that’s all sorts of wrong for her body type, the 30-year-old tabloid star was visiting the Fox 5 and CW studios to promote something or another.

Meanwhile, in what is undoubtedly a sign of the times, Kim is apparently bigger than President Barack Obama — at least according to Bing.com’s list of the Top People Searches for 2010.

The vapid reality TV star received 20% more searches than the Microsoft-powered search directory’s second most popular term, Sandra Bullock.

According to Bing, 2009’s top searched term, Michael Jackson, dropped to the No. 11 position for most popular people in 2010.

Following Kim and Sandra are Tiger Woods (No. 3), Lady Gaga (No. 4), Obama (No. 5), Kate Gosselin (No. 6), Justin Bieber (No. 7), Sandra’s scandalous ex-husband Jesse James (No. 8), Lindsay Lohan (No. 9) and Jennifer Aniston (No. 10).

This, of course, begs the question: Are people still scrowering the internet in search of Kim’s age old sex tape with Ray-J? Still???